Pepper you gotta play the game, not pose by it.
I swear to God, this video with the captions on is the best thing ever.
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
and suddenly from the ashes of the old world rises a familiar face. weird al has returned.
There are a bunch of human shaped gates in the middle of Times Square….and people are trying to fit themselves in them…..holy shit…..
The Enigma of Times Square Fault.
I would’ve been so disappointed if that image wasn’t what I thought it was.
Old Spice needs to calm the fuck down